Innovative platforming - God of War

March 24th, 2005
Product Image: God of War
My rating: 5 out of 5

Wow.

You play Kratos, hired gun of the ancient Greek gods, trying to get the horrid dreams of your tortured past to go away. By doing in Ares. Okay. The plot doesn’t really make much sense to me yet, but that’s really not the point.

While it’s very similar to Prince of Persia in many ways, the game mechanics are subtly different. I’ve only been playing for a few hours, and already I’m addicted. The action is fast. Blazingly fast, but still easy to control. The weapons are beautiful and natural. I suppose I should not be surprised to find that it’s fun to fight with whirling flaming blades on chains. The fight system is reasonably complex. There are a LOT of combos and powerups, and several types of enemies (including bosses) have their own kinds of finishing moves, which breaks up the button mashing monotony a LOT. There are several different views as well, which blend seamlessly - sometimes you’re up close, sometimes in a wide landscape, and wall climbing and ropes have different move sets.

It lacks the sense of desperation that defined Prince of Persia - it’s more about sheer carnage and revenge.

It is the most violent game I have ever played, and it seems right at home. It is common to grab enemies and just rip them in half. Unlike most games, there’s also nudity, which does seem appropriate - topless slave girls, medusas, and probably more.

Really, it’s just a ton of fun.

Buy God of War from DVD Empire.

Outstanding platforming - Prince of Persia

March 23rd, 2005
Product Image: Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
My rating: 5 out of 5

God of War is being released today, so this seems like it might be my last chance to link to this and honestly say “This is the best platform action puzzle game I’ve played in a long time”.

Building on the liquid gold game mechanics of the first Prince of Persia game (The Sands of Time), this game is faster, harder, smoother, bigger, better, and bloodier.

It’s all good.

They did one thing exactly right that I’ve never seen done to this extreme in any other game. Because of the nature of the game, you’ll find yourself exploring huge spaces with a lot of backtracking over the same area (but it’s new each time - you’ll see). I frequently found myself completely lost when trying to consciously figure out where to go, yet I almost always just had a “sense” of where I was supposed to go that lay right beneath the surface - which turned out to be the right way. The environments are lushly designed, and they use subtle visual cues to nudge you in the right direction. “This seems like the right way to go” - and it is.

Buy Prince of Persia: Warrior Within from DVD Empire.

Interesting animated short film - Dark Fury

March 22nd, 2005
Product Image: Dark Fury - The Chronicles of Riddick (Animated ...
My rating: 4 out of 5

This short little underappreciated film fills in the plot space between Pitch Black and Riddick. I think I enjoyed it more than the second movie. Directed by Peter Chung (creator of Aeon Flux), it’s well-paced, it’s got an interesting plot, and it’s a fun little movie (it’s about 40 minutes). It also addresses some plot questions left open by Riddick, even the Director’s Cut.

The animation is, of course, beautiful.

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Sass that Hoopy Frood Ford Prefect - The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

March 21st, 2005
Product Image: The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide
My rating: 5 out of 5

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has a special place in my heart. It is certainly one of my favorite five books of all time, and was particularly influential in forming my twisted sense of humor and the world.

It chronicles the adventures of Arthur Dent, normal human, who is catapulted into a weirder universe than he could possibly have imagined, guided by his friend Ford Prefect (a perfectly normal name) who turned out to be not from Guildford after all but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, upon the untimely destruction of the Earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

The movie is coming out, which looks good, but this is your last chance to read the books uncolored by the vision of a Hitchhiker’s Guide produced by someone other than Douglas Adams.

And that’s all I’m going to tell you. The plans are on display in the filing department.

Buy The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy from Amazon.

Friday Sale - Camelbak

March 18th, 2005
Product Image: Camelbak Rogue Hydration Pack BLACK

Every Friday, Amazon has a Friday Sale, in which they mark down 120 or so items.

I usually browse the sale to see if there’s anything interesting. If I find something that’s similar to something I’ve used before, or that I’d consider buying, or that’s just a really great deal, I’ll list it here.

Today, it’s the Camelbak. I have a few of these, but not this model. They’re great for any sort of outdoor exercise (it’s almost warm enough here to start biking again), or just for walking around. This one has a few pockets, but not a lot of storage space, so it’ll encourage you to stay light. It holds 2 liters of water - their newest design is very easy to fill.

Buy the Camelbak Rogue Pack from Amazon Friday Sale.